Steve Martaindale

Help me with “The Reporter and the Sloth” but do it today (Dec. 8) and win a free book.

I want a cool name for a bar. It’s in Oldport, located a block from the beach, and it’s not exactly a classy place, though that need not be reflected in the name. Feel free to add any description or background, but only the name is necessary.

I would rather you make it up than enter a name you’ve seen somewhere, but that’s OK too as long as you tell me.

The first contributor of the name I use will get a free personalized, autographed paperback once it comes out. Previous winners are ineligible … unless it’s a fantastic name.

Get cracking! I’ll announce the winner here by Tuesday morning.